Yep, I'm a Mom

Things I hear come out of my mouth that can only mean I'm officially a mom:

• Put on a sweater; you'll catch a cold.
• You can't go outside with wet hair; you'll catch a cold.
• You don't need to yell. I'm right here.
  
• I'm going to count to three....
• Don't make me come in there.
• Shhhhh.... Not so loud.
• Go to your room! Now!
• Hop to it. (Usually, she hops like a bunny after I say this. Kinda cute)
  
• If you get out of your bed one more time.... (I'll do what?)
  
• You can't get down from the table until you finish three more bites.
• Be nice to your sister.
• Answer me when I ask you a question.
• Pick that up. Now!
• Get off of there!
  
• No playing with balls in the house.
• Don't just throw your coat on the floor.
• Go ask your dad.
• Don't talk with your mouth full.
• Does it look like we're there yet?
• You can't know you don't like it if you haven't tasted it.
• If you're too full to finish your dinner then you're too full for dessert.
• Yeah, well life's not fair.